Which Bar Stools Would Vampires Like Best? 

When it comes to furniture, vampires aren’t usually all that picky. Give them a good, solid coffin with a soft lining and they’re happy. Well, they’re as happy as the undead can be. But eventually, even Dracula wants to sit and have a nice cup of Joe at the kitchen counter. For that, he could use some Good Bar Stools. But which set should he choose for his castle?

Vampires seem to have a penchant for dressing in all black, so something with a black leather seat would be appropriate and would coordinate with the other furnishings, like the coffin. After living for centuries, a vampire might like to see something a little more modern in his home so Contemporary Bar Stools would be just the thing to bring a little life into the place. But let’s keep the finish a brushed nickel. There’s no sense in wasting a mirrored chrome finish on someone with no reflection. Something with a strong, high back would be best for supporting the sagging forms of his victims, or rather, his guests.

About the only restricting requirement that a vampire might have on his bistro stools would be the materials. Metal would be the only choice of seating in a vampire’s home. Wood Bar Stools would be out of the question. Why, you ask? In the rare event that the villagers manage to scale the castle wall, you don’t want to have all those wooden stool legs just waiting to be broken off turned into steaks, would you?